A Little Ditty

To the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9KRZ0PnAs

Ted Cruz despises Obamacare
At least all his people tell him so
And while he agrees with Affordable Healthcare
He's sure Obama's not way to go.
But a lifeline of campaign funds is a great form of attraction
It's great not having to think anymore

Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Ted Cruz's troubles
You might be Ted Cruz crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who always believes Ted Cruz
Oh yea, you'd always believe Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz is always getting bolder
He knows he'll never answer for his sins
And when Ted Cruz looks back over his shoulder
He sees the Tea Party screaming again
He knows someday he'll get to play
A young and hopeful prospect
While someone older plays his wise aid.

Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Ted Cruz's troubles
You might be Ted Cruz crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who always believes Ted Cruz
Oh yea, you'd always believe Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz hopes somewhere there's a place for him
'Cause he's not of this world anymore...

In DC in a spotlight of his creation
Ted Cruz stands yelling at the wall
And the outside world means nothing in delusion
He'll tell you anything at all
There are millions who know his name
Some people believe him
Why is it they never learn?

Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Ted Cruz's troubles
You might be Ted Cruz crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who always believes Ted Cruz
Oh yea, you'd always believe Ted Cruz